My Google Web Alert
Call me vain, but I have a Google Web Alert set up to e-mail me any time it indexes something with the name "Shawn Morton" in it. Some of the stuff that comes up is pretty interesting. Check out this little tidbit from Pittsburgh:

"District school directors unanimously reappointed physical education teacher Shawn Morton as assistant football coach.

Morton, who was charged with possession of crack cocaine and one vehicle code infraction July 30, 2003, was suspended from his coaching position before the beginning of school last year.

He was suspended from teaching the first semester of the 2003-04 school year, reinstated as a teacher in January after serving three-month probation and completing ARD requirements......

He pleaded no contest and the district attorney agreed to expunge his record if there were no more offenses."