Thursday, December 23, 2004
Happy Festivus!
First of all, let me just wish everyone a Happy Festivus. May you have a wonderful time gathered round your pole with friends and family.
Second, I have a lot of problems with you people! You have been a big disappointment this year. But this is not the time nor the place for the Airing of Grievances.
And, finally, I have made a very generous donation in your name to the Human Fund - Money for People.
BTW, The New York Times has a full history of the Festivus holiday here.
First of all, let me just wish everyone a Happy Festivus. May you have a wonderful time gathered round your pole with friends and family.
Second, I have a lot of problems with you people! You have been a big disappointment this year. But this is not the time nor the place for the Airing of Grievances.
And, finally, I have made a very generous donation in your name to the Human Fund - Money for People.
BTW, The New York Times has a full history of the Festivus holiday here.

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