Maxim's 'Stache Off

Because he is always looking out for ways to glorify sMoRTy71, my friend Pat alerted me of a mustache contest being held by Maxim magazine. They are looking for cheesy 70s-style mustaches that drive the ladies wild (I made up that last part, but it is true nonetheless). Well, look no further, Maxim. Mustachio is on the case.

I sent in two photos this morning: the powerful wide shot and the passionate close-up seen above.

If you want to take on Mustachio, send your 'stache to mustache@maximmag.com.