sMoRTy71.com: I look 43% like Johnny Depp

Monday, December 26, 2005

I took a photo of myself and ran it through face recognition software at MyHeritage.com (thanks to Twinkie for pointing me to it). It says that I look 43% like Johnny Depp. I think the mustache is all 43%.

Others that it said I looked like include Abraham Lincoln (48%), Stephen Soderberg (45%), Andriy Shevchenko (44%), Alec Baldwin (41%) and Barbara Streisand (41%). What is interesting about that last one is that my mother was always told that she reminded people of Barbara Streisand.

UPDATE: OK, I tried a couple more photos for fun. Here is one with my new haircut. Seems that being bald makes the face recognition software think I look 61% like Shannen Doherty. Hmm.

¶ 8:16 PM

Comments:

yes, the johnny depp thing is ALL in the mustache, no worries. he's much too gorgeous to even compare, so let's not make that mistake again.

posted by

Anonymous : 10:06 PM

You're too kind.

posted by

sMoRTy71 : 11:04 PM

johnny depp is the best n so is his mustache n e's mine so get lost lol

posted by

Anonymous : 5:47 AM

Hey- NO AFFENCE but Johnny Is Sooooo much better looking. Im his biggest fan in the world. Never go at day without seeing his face. And thoughts of him go round my head all day long. Im his number 1 fan and i hate to say but its insulting to think that im someones number 1 fan that looks like you.. because your nothing like johnny AND I LOVE HIM! xx

posted by

Anonymous : 11:45 AM

Aw shucks, Anonymous, you know just the right thing to say.

I guess I should have posted a disclaimer for all of the 14 year-old French girls who find this post:

It is a joke. Of course, I don't look like Johnny Depp. That's why it is odd that it says that I do.

Back your emo and MySpace, girls.

posted by

sMoRTy71 : 1:51 PM

aww, you cared so much that you had to reply. how precious. you poor kid....

posted by

Anonymous : 9:44 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
YOU LOOK NOTHING LICK HIM 41% MY ASS.
YOUR NOTHING LICK HIM. I AM HIS NUMBER 1 FAN FOREVER.I TALK ABOUT HIM NONE STOP. I GOT BANNED ABOUT TALKING ABOUT HIM AT SCHOOL.MY DESK IS COVED ALL IN JOHNNY DEPP PICS. I HAVE A PIC
AND I KISS IT EVERYDAY. I AM THE WORLDS BIGGETS FAN REALLY.I DREAM ABOUT HIM EVERY NIGHT. BUT THE THING IS I HATE TO BE YOUR NUMBER 1 FAN.

posted by

Anonymous : 4:04 AM

Wow, Johnny must be proud to know he has such literate and thoughtful fans such as yourself. All caps is a subtle touch, too.

And, don't lie, you want to be my #1 fan. You're just afraid Johnny might find out.

It will be our little secret...

posted by

sMoRTy71 : 7:59 AM

I'm curious if the people leaving comments are aware that they are spending their time living vicariously through you on your personal web blog..which makes them complete idiots.

posted by

Brett : 12:44 AM

esy gia na miaseis ston theo johnny prepei na kaneis para polles plastikes

posted by

Anonymous : 9:51 AM