Thursday, August 16, 2007
I got cosmetic surgery today
It sounds pretty weird to say that; however, that's what I did.
See, I had a series (a constellation, really) of red mole-like spots on my head. Considering that I keep my head shaved, these spots were really noticeable.
At a visit to my dermatologist in June, I found out that the spots were actually harmless blood vessels and that removing them would really simple (and cheap).
So today, I went in and had the procedure done. The doctor used a wand-like instrument that zapped the 7 blood vessels with an electric current. It took about 5 minutes to perform and wasn't too painful (a bit like a tattoo needle). By the weekend, the little spots should be completely healed. Not bad for $87.
Next stop, breast implants!
It sounds pretty weird to say that; however, that's what I did.
See, I had a series (a constellation, really) of red mole-like spots on my head. Considering that I keep my head shaved, these spots were really noticeable.
At a visit to my dermatologist in June, I found out that the spots were actually harmless blood vessels and that removing them would really simple (and cheap).
So today, I went in and had the procedure done. The doctor used a wand-like instrument that zapped the 7 blood vessels with an electric current. It took about 5 minutes to perform and wasn't too painful (a bit like a tattoo needle). By the weekend, the little spots should be completely healed. Not bad for $87.
Next stop, breast implants!

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Married father of 4, social media strategist at Nationwide, consumer electronics enthusiast, hair metal aficionado.
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